hugh-neutron: hugh-neutron: dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.